There is one story about a couple that just got married and decided to go on their honeymoon in Scotland. So they went to Scotland and rent a cottage by the lake. So the husband is a fishing enthusiast and the reason why they rent the cottage by lake.
The next morning after they arrived, the husband ask the wife to follow him on a fishing trip at the lake. The wife nodded and said yes and brought along all her books. From morning till noon the husband haven't got any luck with the fishing and decided to go back to cottage for lunch and rest.
The wife wanted to stay on the boat to read her books. The husband was so tired and let her to do so. So the wife row the boat till the middle of the lake and put aside the oars and let the boat drifted away while she was reading her books.
Suddenly the boat drifted to a no fishing zone and the wife didn't realized it. A few minutes after that the sound of a siren echoed and the wife turn and saw a patrol boat was heading towards her. So she put down the book and waited till the patrol boat arrived at the side.
The policemen said: Good evening Madam, what are you doing fishing in the no fishing zone?
The wife replied: Fishing? (Her face expression turned odd). I don't even know how to cooked the fish why should I be fishing?
The policemen: Because you have the equipment and I have to give you the summon for fishing in the no fishing zone.
The wife: That is outrageous. I never used one of the equipment before how can I get a summon for this?
The policemen: Well, since we caught you with the evidence, we have to issue you the summon.
The wife: OK. You can give me the summon but I will sue you for sexual harassment! (The wife told the policeman as she was feeling agitated).
The policemen: Sexual harassment? Why? I didn't even touch you? (Looking confused)
The wife: Well surely you have the equipment for it!
The end...
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